Rajnikanth

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth….. . . . . . . . . 

today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT 

Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play

Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. 

The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. 

Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. 

He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!

One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... 

Thats how the Log table was invented.

One day Rajnikanth bunked school. 

Since then it is known as Sunday

Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....

And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it! 

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.

Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET?


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Rajni Kant

Rajinikant makes onions cry. 

Rajinikant can delete the Recycling Bin. 

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikant killing people faster than Death can process them. 

Rajinikant can play the violin.....with a piano. 

When Rajinikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off. 

Rajinikant calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikant. 

Once a cobra bit Rajinikant' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. 

Rajinikant can kill two stones with one bird. 

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikant was cold, so he turned the sun up. 

Rajinikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" 

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikant could use to kill you, including the room itself. 

Rajinikant got his driver’s license at the age of 16 Seconds. 

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult. 

There is nothing like recession, its just Rajinikant started to save money.

Rajni Kant

* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!


* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!


* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!


* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD...... THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!! * THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....


* EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!! * AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE  .............          RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....


* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!


* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WITH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!


* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..


* Rajnikanth’s next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.


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रजनी पुराण

Rajni Kant was doing practice 

for a spelling test.....

the rough sheet that he used .....

is now known as the

Oxford Dictionary

: sent by Devanshi Grover

रजनी पुराण

Rajnikant was born on 

30th february.. 

Since then february decided 

not to give this date 

to anyone else..!! 

Mind it..

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Rajni went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why??
Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!


Once Rajni bunked a whole day from school..
Since then that day is Known as Sunday..


Rajnikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds


Rajnikant can see himself sleeping..


Rajnikant once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!
And….
And….
And….
The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!


Rajni sentences the judge in the court


- He can declare the third umpire out !


- He can red-card a soccer match referee.


spelling of rajnikant is "Rajnikant" because there is nothing like Rajni Can't


Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught.. 
They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. 


Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..


Rajnikant can answer THE question “Do I Look Fat in this??...


Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??


Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places………. 
Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.


Whenever RAJNIKANT starts rising, the market starts falling!!!!


Rajini’s favourite SQL query...
SELECT * from ORACLE;


NASA CLOSED…..
Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!


Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child., 
Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".


The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........ 
.......Rajnikant's primary school crafts project


My cell phone is full of Rajnikant messages 
And now I don’t need a charger.







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