* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!
* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!
* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!
* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD...... THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!! * THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....
* EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!! * AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE ............. RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....
* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WITH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..
* Rajnikanth’s next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
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