Rajni Kant

Rajinikant makes onions cry. 

Rajinikant can delete the Recycling Bin. 

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikant killing people faster than Death can process them. 

Rajinikant can play the violin.....with a piano. 

When Rajinikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off. 

Rajinikant calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikant. 

Once a cobra bit Rajinikant' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. 

Rajinikant can kill two stones with one bird. 

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikant was cold, so he turned the sun up. 

Rajinikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" 

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikant could use to kill you, including the room itself. 

Rajinikant got his driver’s license at the age of 16 Seconds. 

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult. 

There is nothing like recession, its just Rajinikant started to save money.