* * Cyclone* *
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
* * Side Effects* *
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid side effects!
* *Advice* *
A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my
life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
* * Oxygen*
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773
Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
* * Skeleton* *
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!
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