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20130925

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings



 Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale – Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge – Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai – Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon – Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna – Alzheimer’s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole – Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi – Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai –Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere – Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye –Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata – Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai –Loose Motion

20130912

Daughters are always so special !!

On the first day of their marriage, wife and husband decided and agreed not to open the door for anyone! On that day first, husband’s parents came to see them, they were behind the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other, husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agreement he did not open the door, so his parents left. After a while the same day , wife’s parents came , wife and the husband looked at each other and even though they had an agreement , wife with tears on her eyes whispered , I can’t do this to my parents , and she opened the door. Husband did not say anything, years passed and they had 4 boys and the fifth child was a girl. The father, planned a very big party for the new born baby girl, and he invited everyone over. Later that night his wife asked him what was the reason for such a big celebration for this baby while we did not do it for the others! The Husband simply replied, because she is the one who will open the door for me!

Daughters are always so special !!

20130525

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT .

   

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said,
Doctor, I am afraid to die.
Tell me what lies on the other side.'
Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know.'
'You don't know what's on the other side?'
The doctor was holding the handle of the door; On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.
Turning to the patient, the doctor said, 'Did you notice my dog?
He's never been in this room before.
He didn't know what was inside.
He knew nothing except that his master was here, And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.
I know little of what is on the other side of death, But I do know one thing...
I know my Master is there and that is enough.
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20130224

Natural Therapy For Headaches!



In about 5 mins, your headache will go....... :)

The nose has a left and a right side. 
We use both to inhale and exhale. 
Actually they are different. 
You'll be able to feel the difference. 

The right side represents the sun. 
The left side represents the moon. 

During a headache, try to close your right nose 
and use your left nose to breathe. 
In about 5 mins, your headache will go. 

If you feel tired, just reverse, close your left nose 
and breathe through your right nose. 
After a while, you will feel your mind is refreshed. 

Right side belongs to 'hot', so it gets heated up easily. 
Left side belongs to 'cold'. 

Most females breathe with their left noses, 
so they get "cooled off" faster. 
Most of the guys breathe with their right noses,
they get worked up.

Do you notice, the moment you awake, which side breathes better? 
Left or right ? 
If left is better, you will feel tired. 
So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing.. 
You will feel refreshed quickly. 

Do you suffer from continual headaches? 
Try out this breathing therapy. 

Close your right nose and breathe through your left nose. 
Your headaches will be gone. 
Continued the exercise for one month. 


 
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20121014

Open your mouth thoughtfully

Once an old man spread rumours that his neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young man was proven innocent. After being released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him.

In the court the old man told the Judge: "They were just comments, didn't harm anyone." The judge told the old man: "Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Cut them up and on the way home, throw the pieces of paper out. Tomorrow, come back to hear the sentence." Next day, the judge told the old man: "Before receiving the sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday." 

The old man said: "I can't do that! The wind spread them and I won't know where to find them." The judge then replied: "The same way, simple comments may destroy the honour of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can't speak well of someone, rather don't say anything."
"Let's all be masters of our mouths, so that we won't be slaves of our words."

20121002

न्याय !!!




एक ग्वालिन नजदीक के शहर से दूध बेचकर वापस अपने गाँव आ रही थी। रास्ते में तालाब के किनारे थोड़ा -विश्राम करने बैठ गयी। वट वृक्ष की घनी छाया और पानी की ठंडी हिलोरें। थकावट के कारण ग्वालिन को नींद-सी आने लगी। उस पेड़ पर एक चंचल बन्दर का निवास था। इधर ग्वालिन को नींद आई और उधर वह बन्दर लोटे के पास रखी हुई पैसों की थैली ले भागा।
जागने पर ग्वालिन को पता लगा तो उसने बहुत देर तक बन्दर के निहोरे किये, उसके बार-बार हाथ जोड़े। काफी परेशान करने के बाद बंदर ने थैली खोली। एक पैसा तालाब के पानी में फेंकता और एक पैसा उसके लोटे में। ठीक आधी पूंजी ग्वालिन के पल्ले पड़ी। ग्वालिन को मन-ही-मन बड़ा अचरज हुआ कि यह बन्दर तो अदल न्यायी निकला, दूध के पैसे दूध में और पानी के पैसे पानी में। अनजाने में ही उसने न्यायोचित फैसला कर दिया।
साभार 'कादम्बिनी'

20120921

The world will end in 2012

"Do you know, world is going to end this year"
"Don't tell lies, I bought a fridge yesterday and they gave me 5 years guarantee!"

20120222


Before you Act .......... Listen.

Before you React ........Think.
Before you Spend ........Earn.
Before you Criticize ... Wait.
Before you pray ......... Forgive.
Before you Quit ......... Try.
All Friends, Have A Nice Day.

20120219

Beat Bad Breath naturally!




Breathing nauseating odor from mouth makes isolate you from the goodies of societies. It is a state when you are not wanted to utter even a single word or breathe publicly.

Bad breath is a result of many a factor such as dentures, cavities, throat infection, alcohol, smoking, lung infection, anything from food to poor oral hygiene.

Thanks to some the natural home remedies that prove immensely helpful in getting rid of bad breathe.

Following are some helpful tips to overcome bad breath.

1. The first and foremost thing to be bear in mind is dont forget to brush your teeth after every meal.

2. Sweeten your breath by chewing up a few cardamom seeds. The aromatic flavor in cardamom freshens up your breath.

3. Often drink one glass of lemon juice with little salt and sugar.

4. Chew up some leaves of Parsley for fresh breath.

5. Tea made from Fenugreek (methi) seeds also helps relieve of bad odor and bad breath.

6. Before going to bed, rinse your mouth with a glass of water added with half a lemon juice.

7. It is a must to have water all through the day.

As a final note, unless you keep your mouth, teeth and tongue clean, the problem of bad breathing will never arise. Do mind to use proper tooth brush with correct brushing method to take full care of your teeth. In addition, follow the good oral hygiene rules.

20111112

Dreams


One day Life asked Dreams 'When will you all come true?'
Dreams smiled & said 'Never! 

Because the day I come true, I will loose my meaning'

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Sometimes our Ambitions flop.
Sometimes our Assumptions go wrong.
But our goal is still waiting for us.
Be Positive & Be Active.

20111111

The Key to Happiness


When I was a kid, my mom would prepare special breakfast every now and then. And I remember one night in particular, after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: Honey, I love burned biscuits.

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.

He wrapped me in his arms and said, Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone! You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.

What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other's faults - and choosing to celebrate each other's differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!

Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own.

God Bless You..... now, and always....

So Please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burnt one will do just fine!!!!

And SHARE this with someone who has enriched your life... I just did!

LACK OF WILL


The difference between a successful person & others,

Is not LACK OF STRENGTH,

Nor LACK OF KNOWLEDGE.

But rather LACK OF WILL.

20111001

बहुत अच्छा दोस्त था


लालू -  (बालू से): यार कल मेरी बीवी मेरे एक दोस्त के साथ भाग गयी.
बालू - (लालू -  से): तुझको तो बहुत याद आती होगी उसकी, फिर?
लालू -  हां यार.. बहुत अच्छा दोस्त था मेरा.


20110822

ठेकेदार


तीन ठेकेदार एक पुलिया की मरम्मत के ठेके के लिए बोली लगाने पहुंचे। 
अधिकारी उन्हें उस पुलिया पर ले गया जिसकी मरम्मत होनी थी।
पहले ठेकेदार ने जेब से फीता निकाला, कुछ नापतौल की, कैलकुलेटर पर कुछ हिसाब लगाया और बोला मैं इस काम को 90000 रुपए में कर दूंगा। 40000 सामग्री के लिए, 40000 मजदूरों के लिए और 10000 मेरे लिए।
दूसरे ठेकेदार ने भी नाप तौल की, कुछ हिसाब लगाया और बोला – 70000 रुपए। 30000 सामग्री के लिए और 30000 मजदूरी के। बाकी 10000 मेरे।

तीसरे ठेकेदार ने न नापतौल की न हिसाब लगाया। अधिकारी के कान के पास मुंह ले जाकर कहा – 2 लाख  70000 रुपए।

अधिकारी बोला देख नहीं रहे। दूसरा 70000 में करने को तैयार है । कुछ नापतौल तो करो, हिसाब तो लगाओ तब बोलो।

तीसरा ठेकेदार फिर उसके कान में फुसफुसाया पूरी बात तो सुनिए …… । एक लाख मेरे, एक लाख आपके और 70000 दूसरे वाले ठेकेदार के लिए जो यह काम करके देगा।

और ठेका तीसरे ठेकेदार को दे दिया गया……




20110818

Safety - ATTENTION!


Medical research authority of the US have found new cancer in human being caused by silver nitro oxide..

Whenever you buy recharge cards dont scratch with nails as it contains silver nitro oxide coating and can cause skin cancer...

Share this msg with your loved ones ...


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20110815

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY ........................


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20110808

Donate Your Eyes


India's Total Population 118 Crores. 
Daily Death - 62389 
Daily Birth - 86853 
Total Blinds - 682497 
If Daily Dead People Donate their Eyes, 
within 11 Days all Blinds will be able to See.   
Then in India there will be NO Blinds. 
Forward this message Atleast to 1 Person 
KINDNESS Costs NOTHING. 

20110804

Just for Laugh


Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: 
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap...............
no strings attached. 

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... 
One Lung At A Time! 

On a bulletin board: 
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, 
The more The Relatives. 

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading 

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. 

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. 
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off 

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, 
Please do Pay In Advance.' 

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, 
Don't Stand In Her Way.... 

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman. 

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.. 

Getting Caught 
Is The Mother Of Invention. 

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone 

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. 

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.. 

Sign In A Restaurant: 
All Drinking Water In This Establishment 
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

20110721

Superb Sayings

If the Road is Beautiful then, Worry About the Destination, But if the Destination is Beautiful, Then Don't Worry About The Road!

We Always Feel that GOD Never comes on Time When We Call Him...But the Truth is ~ "He is Always on Time" But "We are Always in Hurry!

Trust the One Who can See, These Three Thing in You ~Sorrow Behind Your SMILE, Love Behind Your ANGER & Reason Behind Your SILENCE!

Beautiful things Are not Always Good ~ But Good things are Always Beautiful!

Never Miss the First Opportunity, Because the Second Opportunity Will be Much More Difficult than First!

Dreams Aren't those That You Have when You are Asleep, Dreams are Those that Don't Let You Sleep till They are Fulfilled!

Its Purity of Heart that Matters, Not the External Appearance. Because Helping Hands are Always,Better than Praying Lips…!

No one could actually say that you deserve better. Because the best thing that you deserve, will always be your choice.

When your Time is Good, Your Mistakes are taken As a Joke! But When Your Time is Bad, Even your Jokes are Noticed as Mistakes!

We Judge Ourselves By what We Feel we're Capable of Doing, While Others Judge us By what We have Already Done!

LAUGH like You have Never Cried, PLAY like You have Never Lost, LOVE like You have Never Hurt And LIVE like There is No Tomorrow!

Two Things that Define SUCCESS In LIFE: - The Way You Manage when You Have Nothing & Way You Behave when You Have Everything!

Don't concentrate on what Someone Else can Do that you Cannot Concentrate on What You can Do That Others Cannot.

Never Be too Proud of who You are & What Position you Hold Because After a Game of Chess The King & The Puns are tossed Into The Same Box!

20110717

Love dies because of Ego

Once upon a time there was an island
where all the feelings lived
One day there was a storm in the sea
and the island was about to get drowned.
Every feeling was scared but Love
made a boat to escape .
Every feeling boarded the boat.. 
Only 1 feeling was left.
Love got down to see who it was..
It was EGO. 
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also.
the water was rising.. 
Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was
made to love.
At last all the feelings escape and Love dies with ego on the island..
Love Dies because of EGO! 
So, Kill Ego And Save Love.....  


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20110715

फ़ेसबुक


दुश्मनी मेरी इससे कोई जाती नहीं है
लेकिन फ़ेसबुक की दुनिया मुझे भाती नहीं है

दीवार पे लिखो, दीवार पे बाँचो
यूँ दीवारों से बातें की जाती नहीं है

एक नहीं, दो नहीं, 80 से ज्यादा फ़्रेंड्स हैं मेरे
कहने को दोस्त, लेकिन कोई साथी नहीं है

विडियो और फोटो में कुछ ऐसा फ़ंसा
कि शब्दों की सही वर्तनी अब आती नहीं है

फ़ेसबुक की दुनिया एक सूखे पेड़ सी है यारो
जिसमें शाख ही शाख है कोई पाती नहीं है


20110713

Heart Attacks And Hot Water

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20110711

Missing You

Husband throwing darts at his wife’s photo 
and not even single one hitting the target.
From another room wife called the husband : 
“honey what are you doing?
Husband: “MISSING U”

20110702

Stay away from Anger...


Never Think Hard about PAST, It brings Tears.
Don't Think more about FUTURE, It brings Fears...
Live this Moment with a Smile, It brings Cheers.!!!!
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Patience with family is love, 
Patience with others is respect, 
Patience with self is confidence and 
Patience with GOD is faith.



20110629

Lokpal Bill




20110625

and its clear


Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-
People are more interested in others life than their own


20110619

280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...

भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"*
ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का.
स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है कि
भारत का लगभग 280 लाख करोड़ रुपये उनके स्विस
बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट
बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है.
या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़
रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है.
या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4
लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है. ऐसा भी कह सकते है
कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है.
ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि
अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये
तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो.
यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत
नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं
और नोकरशाहों ने कैसे देश को लूटा है और
ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है.
इस सिलसिले को अब रोकना बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है.
अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज
करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा. मगर आजादी के केवल
64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है.
एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64
सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने
करीब 36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट
लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गई है. भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है.
 सोचो कि कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके
रखा हुआ है. हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार
है.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला,२ जी
स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला... और ना जाने कौन कौन से घोटाले
अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो. इसे भी इतना
फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत इसे पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये...

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