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Tears

Two friends Liked each other very much…

Unfortunately the one friend died.

the 2nd friend was upset so much & he couldn’t stop his tears.

He kept on crying day & night.

Many people gave sympathy but no argument could stop his tears.

One night he had a dream.

He saw his friend in heaven with so many boys and girls of his age.

He felt relax.

But he noticed that everyone was in fairy dress and had a lightened candle in their hands.

But his friend had a candle which was not lightened.

He asked his friend ” Why your candle is not lightened?”

His friend said ” Whenever I enlightened my candle, your tears fall on it. Please stop crying ....”

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रजनी पुराण

Rajni Kant was doing practice 

for a spelling test.....

the rough sheet that he used .....

is now known as the

Oxford Dictionary

: sent by Devanshi Grover

bomb class

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रजनी पुराण

Rajnikant was born on 

30th february.. 

Since then february decided 

not to give this date 

to anyone else..!! 

Mind it..

Love ? !!!

We All Know TAJ MAHAL as Symbol of Love

But The Other Lesser Known Facts are:

1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan's 4th Wife Out Of His 7 Wives.

2. Shahjahan Killed Mumtaz's Husband To Marry Her!

3. Mumtaz Died In Her 14th Delivery!

4. He Then Married Mumtaz's Sister!

Question Arises --- 
Where the HELL is the LOVE ? :-)


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My Master

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT .   

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said,
Doctor, I am afraid to die.
Tell me what lies on the other side.'
Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know.'
'You don't know what's on the other side?'
The doctor was holding the handle of the door; On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.
Turning to the patient, the doctor said, 'Did you notice my dog?
He's never been in this room before.
He didn't know what was inside.
He knew nothing except that his master was here, And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.
I know little of what is on the other side of death, But I do know one thing...
I know my Master is there and that is enough.'

Idiots

If a girl is in Love , her parents wil ask who's that idiot?
If a boy is in Love, his parents ask 
Idiot, who's that girl?


Misconception: 
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots 


Proposed theory: 
Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love 


Concluded theory: 
Girls always love Idiots.... 

Forward to all

Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one 
it will affect brain directly. 
This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

Fan

Rabri Devi went to hell (Don't Laugh).
As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh,"said Rabri,
"Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied Yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan".

रजनी पुराण

Rajni went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why??
Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!


Once Rajni bunked a whole day from school..
Since then that day is Known as Sunday..


Rajnikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds


Rajnikant can see himself sleeping..


Rajnikant once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!
And….
And….
And….
The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!


Rajni sentences the judge in the court


- He can declare the third umpire out !


- He can red-card a soccer match referee.


spelling of rajnikant is "Rajnikant" because there is nothing like Rajni Can't


Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught.. 
They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. 


Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..


Rajnikant can answer THE question “Do I Look Fat in this??...


Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??


Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places………. 
Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.


Whenever RAJNIKANT starts rising, the market starts falling!!!!


Rajini’s favourite SQL query...
SELECT * from ORACLE;


NASA CLOSED…..
Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!


Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child., 
Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".


The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........ 
.......Rajnikant's primary school crafts project


My cell phone is full of Rajnikant messages 
And now I don’t need a charger.







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कंजूस

एक कंजूस एक दावत में अपने बेटे के साथ भोजन करने गया। संयोगवश दोनों आमने-सामने बैठे थे। खाते-खाते बेटे ने बीच में पानी पी लिया। घर आकर बाप ने बेटे को एक झापड़ मारा और बोला, बेवकूफ खाते समय पानी ना पीता तो चार पूड़ी और खा सकता था। बेटा कसमसाया और बोला, बापू वह तो मैंने खाने की तह जमाने के लिए पिया था, जिससे और जगह बन सके। बाप ने फिर एक झापड़ रसीद किया और बोला, बेवकूफ यह बात मुझे नहीं बता सकता था

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Salt

Always have 

a unique Character like Salt.

Its presence is not felt

but its absence make things

TASTELESS......

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क्या मांगू

किसी और से क्या मांगू, मैं तुमसे मांगता हूँ, तुमसे क्या मांगू, मैं तो तुम्ही को मांगता हूँ!

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हैरी लन्दन के होटल में मुर्गी खाने गया पर मुर्गी का अंग्रेजी शब्द भूल गया.
Waiter - what do you like to have sir ?
Santa - Egg's Mother.... !!!

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हैरी हवाईजहाज में सफर कर रहा था। एयरहोस्टेस ने मुस्कुराकर उसका अभिवादन किया। 
अभिवादन का प्रत्युत्तर देते हुए हैरी ने कहा - आपकी शक्ल मेरी बीबी से काफी मिलती है।
इस बात पर एयरहोस्टेस ने उसे एक तमाचा जड़ दिया। 
गाल सहलाते हुए हैरी ने कहा - शक्ल ही नहीं, आदत भी मिलती है ....

meals-on-wheels

A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the pearly gates, petted 
Her on the head and said, you have been a good cat for these 40 years. 
Anything you want is yours for the asking. 

The cat thought for a minute and replied, all my life i have lived on 
A farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy 
Pillow to sleep on. 

God said, say no more. Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow. 

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all 
Went to heaven together. God met them at the gates of heaven with the 
Same offer he made to the cat. 

The mice said, well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats 
And even people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller 
Skates, we'd never have to run again. 

God said, it is done! All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. 

About a week later, god decided to check on the cat. He found her 
Sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 
Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy? 

The cat replied, oh, i've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is 
So fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over are Delicious! 

Jail

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling from his eyes as he sipped his coffee.

"What's the matter with you, my dear? Why are you down here at this time of the night?" she asked.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?"

"Yes, I do remember," she replied.

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"

"Yes, I do," she said, getting a little teary- eyed herself at his fond recollection.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know... I would have been released today."

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love

Wife : How much do you love me ?

Hubi : Like Shahjahan

Wife : Will you build a TajMahal for me if I die ?

Hubi : I have already purchase the land, 
The delay is only from your side.

Gandhi met Vijay Mallya

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Singh is King

पति पत्नी

मरते समय पति ने अपने पत्नी को सब कुछ सच बताना चाहा । उस ने कहा " मै तुम्हे जीवन भर धोखा देता रहा। सच तो यह है कि दर्जनो औरतों से मेरे नाजायज संबंध थे।" 

पत्नी बोली, "मै भी सच बताना चाहूँगी । तुम बीमारी से नही मर रहे मैने तुम्हे धीरे-धीरे असर करने वाला जहर दिया है।"

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पत्नी, जब तुम तेजी से कार चलाते हुए टर्निग लेते हो तो, मुझे बहुत डर लगता है कि कही ट्क्कर न लग जाए।

बेवकूफ औरत! पति ने समझाया डरो मत, ऐसे मौको पर मेरी तरह तुम भी चुपचाप आंखे बंद कर लिया करो।

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पत्नी ( पति से) देखो जी, अगर तुम मेरे साथ नही चलोगे, तो मै भी शोपिंग के लिए नही जाऊगी।
क्या तुम्हे मेरे साथ जाना इतना अच्छा लगता है पति ने खुश हो कर कहा ।
अच्छा-वच्छा कुछ नही, पत्नी ने मुँह बनाते हुए कहा, सामान ऊठाने वाला भी तो कोई होना चाहिए।

Marriage Bureau

Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey ke liye 1 dabaye, Mangni ke liye 2 dabaye, Shadi ke liye 3 dabaye.

Harry : Hum Doosri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun?

Doosri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gla dabaye ..!

रामायण

हवलदार- सर ,कल रात कैदियों ने जेल में रामायण की थी 

जेलर- तो इसमें इतने परेशान क्यू हो ?

हवलदार- सर, हनुमान बना कैदी अभी तक संजीवनी लेकर वापस नहीं आया.

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रिश्वत

जन्नत की सैर

पति जलता-भुनता आया और पत्नी से बोला - 'हमें यह फ्लैट बदलना पड़ेगा। क्योंकि चौक में खड़ा मकान मालिक का लड़का, जोर-जोर से कह रहा है कि एक को छोड़कर इमारत की हर औरत के साथ वह जन्नत की सैर कर चुका है। 

पत्नी ने सोचकर कहा - 'वह जरूर बीस नंबर के फ्लैट वाली निगोडी शकुंतला होगी।

ब्रिज

एक भारतीय सांसद अमेरिकी सीनेटर के बुलावे पर अमेरिका गया.
सांसद " यार तुम्हारा घर तो एक दम शानदार है. इतना पैसा कहाँ से लाते हो ?"
सीनेटर " रास्ते में तुमने एक बड़ा ब्रिज देखा था ?"
सांसद " हां देखा था वो तो बहुत बड़ा और शानदार था "
सीनेटर " ये घर उसके १०% में से बनवाया है "
सांसद " वाह वाह ! भाई वाह वाह ! "

कुछ दिन बाद वही सीनेटर भारत आया तो उसी सांसद के घर जाना हुआ.
सीनेटर " यार तुम्हारा घर तो बिलकुल महल की तरह बना हुआ हैं. इतना पैसा कहाँ से लाते हो ?"
सांसद " रास्ते में तुमने एक बड़ा ब्रिज देखा था ?"
सीनेटर " नहीं रास्ते में तो कोई ब्रिज नहीं था "
सांसद " होगा कहां से ? सारा तो इस घर में लगवा दिया "

Cricket

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. 
But accidentally the call went to a cricket stadium. 
He asked what is the condition. 
He died after what he heard. 
Guess What would be the reply.... 
It is... 
7 are already out. 
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch. 
and................................. 
The first one was a DUCK. 

funny

ha ha

Bahut der ke baad train chali,
Muslim Bola : Ya Ali,
Hindu Bola : Jai bajrang bali,
Harry Bola : Kya Ali, kya Bali?
Paglo, train to baju wali chali…!!!
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QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.
Lawyer: Don't Worry.
After Court:
QATIL: Kia hua?
Lawyer: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!

Letter to God

Adv

Pati ke Mrne ke Next day,

Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya: 

Antim Sanskar Me Shamil Hue 

Sab Logo Ko Thanks

FR0M:

Shalu(32), 97164893749

Height 5'2", 36-24-36

Rang Gora, Bache Nahi 

Just for laugh

Boss

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough .


When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy .


When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative, he is proactive.


When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,


When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.


When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.


When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.


When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked


When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets.


-Manoj Kumar Modi Jhunjhunu

Wish

funny english

Chicken Lifestyle

facts of life

In our country..

Most of the 1st divison students get technical seats.

Become doctors & engineers.

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.

The 2nd division pass MBA.

Become administrators & controls 1st divisons.

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The 3rd division enter politics.

Become ministers & controls both.

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&

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The failures..

Join the underworld & controls all

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Time

LOGIC OF TIME:

When time never stops for us,

Then why do we always 

wait for the right time..?

No time is wrong to do the right thing..!!

Bhagwan Mahaveer

Insan ko Bolna Sikhne Me 2 Saal Lagte Hai..

Lekin Kya Bolna hai..

Yeh Sikhne Me Poori Jindagi Nikal Jati Hai...

God

God has time to listen

do

you

have time

to pray

TRUST in GOD....

Name

Best words of Hitler:

"You Are Born Without Anything, 

 But You Die With your Name...

So Don't Let dat Name Be Just A Word,

Make It History". 

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