Love dies because of Ego

Once upon a time there was an island

where all the feelings lived

One day there was a storm in the sea

and the island was about to get drowned.

Every feeling was scared but Love

made a boat to escape .

Every feeling boarded the boat.. 

Only 1 feeling was left.

Love got down to see who it was..

It was EGO. 

Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also.

the water was rising.. 

Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was

made to love.

At last all the feelings escape and Love dies with ego on the island..

Love Dies because of EGO! 

So, Kill Ego And Save Love.....  


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फ़ेसबुक

दुश्मनी मेरी इससे कोई जाती नहीं है
लेकिन फ़ेसबुक की दुनिया मुझे भाती नहीं है

दीवार पे लिखो, दीवार पे बाँचो
यूँ दीवारों से बातें की जाती नहीं है

एक नहीं, दो नहीं, 80 से ज्यादा फ़्रेंड्स हैं मेरे
कहने को दोस्त, लेकिन कोई साथी नहीं है

विडियो और फोटो में कुछ ऐसा फ़ंसा
कि शब्दों की सही वर्तनी अब आती नहीं है

फ़ेसबुक की दुनिया एक सूखे पेड़ सी है यारो
जिसमें शाख ही शाख है कोई पाती नहीं है

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Heart Attacks And Hot Water

The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, may be it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

Missing You

Husband throwing darts at his wife’s photo 

and not even single one hitting the target.

From another room wife called the husband : 

“honey what are you doing?

Husband: “MISSING U”

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Stay away from Anger...

Never Think Hard about PAST, It brings Tears.

Don't Think more about FUTURE, It brings Fears...

Live this Moment with a Smile, It brings Cheers.!!!!

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Patience with family is love, 

Patience with others is respect, 

Patience with self is confidence and 

Patience with GOD is faith.

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Lokpal Bill

For your education if you do not already know this ----
See how Lokpal Bill can curb the politicians , Circulate it to create awareness.

Existing System	System Proposed by civil society
No politician or senior officer ever goes to jail despite huge evidence because Anti Corruption Branch (ACB) and CBI directly come under the government. Before starting investigation or initiating prosecution in any case, they have to take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be investigated.	Lokpal at centre and Lokayukta at state level will be independent bodies. ACB and CBI will be merged into these bodies. They will have power to initiate investigations and prosecution against any officer or politician without needing anyone’s permission. Investigation should be completed within 1 year and trial to get over in next 1 year. Within two years, the corrupt should go to jail.
No corrupt officer is dismissed from the job because Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented.	Lokpal and Lokayukta will have complete powers to order dismissal of a corrupt officer. CVC and all departmental vigilance will be merged into Lokpal and state vigilance will be merged into Lokayukta.
No action is taken against corrupt judges because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India to even register an FIR against corrupt judges.	Lokpal & Lokayukta shall have powers to investigate and prosecute any judge without needing anyone’s permission.
Nowhere to go- People expose corruption but no action is taken on their complaints.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will have to enquire into and hear every complaint.
There is so much corruption within CBI and vigilance departments. Their functioning is so secret that it encourages corruption within these agencies.	All investigations in Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be transparent. After completion of investigation, all case records shall be open to public. Complaint against any staff of Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be enquired and punishment announced within two months.
Weak and corrupt people are appointed as heads of anti-corruption agencies.	Politicians will have absolutely no say in selections of Chairperson and members of Lokpal & Lokayukta. Selections will take place through a transparent and public participatory process.
Citizens face harassment in government offices. Sometimes they are forced to pay bribes. One can only complaint to senior officers. No action is taken on complaints because senior officers also get their cut.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will get public grievances resolved in time bound manner, impose a penalty of Rs 250 per day of delay to be deducted from the salary of guilty officer and award that amount as compensation to the aggrieved citizen.
Nothing in law to recover ill gotten wealth. A corrupt person can come out of jail and enjoy that money.	Loss caused to the government due to corruption will be recovered from all accused.
Small punishment for corruption-Punishment for corruption is minimum 6 months and maximum 7 years.	Enhanced punishment -The punishment would be minimum 5 years and maximum of life imprisonment.

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मैं बाप बनने वाला हूँ

बंता: परेशान लग रहे हो? क्या हुआ?

संता: मैं बाप बनने वाला हूँ

बंता:पर यह तो अच्छा है

संता: इसमे अच्छा क्या है?       
 मेरी बीबी को अभी तक नही पता है!

and its clear

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

People are more interested in others life than their own

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280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...

भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"*

ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का.

स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है कि

भारत का लगभग 280 लाख करोड़ रुपये उनके स्विस

बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट

बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है.

या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़

रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है.

या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4

लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है. ऐसा भी कह सकते है

कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है.

ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि

अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये

तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो.

यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत

नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं

और नोकरशाहों ने कैसे देश को लूटा है और

ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है.

इस सिलसिले को अब रोकना बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है.

अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज

करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा. मगर आजादी के केवल

64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है.

एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64

सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने

करीब 36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट

लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गई है. भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है.

 सोचो कि कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके

रखा हुआ है. हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार

है.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला,२ जी

स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला... और ना जाने कौन कौन से घोटाले

अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो. इसे भी इतना

फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत इसे पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये...

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money - money

To make money

we lose our health

and

Then to restore our health

we lose our money…

We live as if we are never going to die
And we die as if we never lived....


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I Want To Go Back To The Time

When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL
Not FAKE
-o-
When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING
Not PROMOTIONS
-o-
When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE
Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS
-o-
When DAD Was The Only HERO
Not Hrithik Or SRK.
-o-
When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG
Not The GIRL-FRIENDS
-o-
When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth
Not Your DESIGNATION
-o-
And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW
Not For YEARS & YEARS
-o-
Life Has Changed A Lot

But The Thing Is That We Don’t Want To Accept It!




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habits

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Just for laugh

एक शराबी आधे घण्टे से शराब का प्याला सामने रख कर उसे घूरे जा रहा था । उसी बार में उसका एक दोस्त भी बैठा हुआ था। उसे मजाक सूझा। वह उठा और उसने शराबी के सामने रखा हुआ जाम एक ही सांस में खाली कर दिया। यह देखकर शराबी रोने लगा।

दोस्त  – रो मत यार ! तू काफी देर से चुपचाप बैठा हुआ था इसलिए मैंने तो मजाक किया था । चल मैं तेरे लिए दूसरा गिलास मंगा देता हूं …..

शराबी – मैं शराब के लिए नहीं रो रहा हूं। मैं तो अपनी किस्मत को रो रहा हूं। आज का दिन मेरी जिंदगी का सबसे बुरा दिन है। आज मैं देर से ऑफिस पहुंचा तो बॉस ने नौकरी से निकाल दिया। बाहर आया तो देखा मेरी गाड़ी चोरी हो चुकी थी। किसी तरह घर पहुंचा तो पता चला कि मेरी बीबी मेरा सारा पैसा और सामान लेकर अपने प्रेमी के साथ चंपत हो चुकी थी। आखिर में मैं इस बार में आया और आत्महत्या करने की सोच ही रहा था कि तुम आ गए और मेरा जहर मिला शराब का गिलास पी गए …. सचमुच मेरा तो दिन बहुत ही खराब है ….

 

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Household tips

Ants Problem:

Ants hate cucumbers.
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice :

Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine:

Clean with spirit

To remove chewing gum from clothes: 

Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes:

Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair :

Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To get maximum juice out of lemons :

Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them.

To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:

Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.

To avoid tears while cutting onions:

Chew gum.

To boil potatoes quickly:

Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.

To remove ink from clothes :

Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To skin sweet potatoes quickly :

Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.

To get rid of mice or rats :

sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats.

They will run away.

Chinese Proverb:

'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,

You have a moral obligation to share it with others.'

just laugh

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ACCOUNTABILITY

Chairman of Tepco had already resigned to take responsibility. 

Think this will ever happen here? 

TOKYO - JAPAN'S Prime Minister Naoto Kan said on Tuesday he WILL NOT ACCEPT his wages as premier until the crisis at the tsunami-hit Fukushima nuclear plant is over, although he will take his lawmaker's salary. 

'Along with the plant operator, Tepco (Tokyo Electric Power Company), the government bears a great responsibility for the nuclear accident as it has pursued a nuclear energy policy,' the centre-left leader said. 

'As the one in charge of this policy, I wish to offer my apologies to the people,' he told a press conference. 

'In view of this position,I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE UP MY ANNUAL ALLOWANCE AS PRIME MINISTER FROM JUNE, until we can see the prospect of a solution to the nuclear accident.' -- AFP

Did he caused the tsuanmi? No

Did he caused the nuclear crisis? No

Is he the Prime Minister? Yes...

THIS IS CALLED ACCOUNTABILITY

Birds need you this summer

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. 

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, 

'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.' 

The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.' 

'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father. 

'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl. 

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me, 

chances are that I may let your hand go. 

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, 

you will never let my hand go.'

WHY DOES INDIA NEED HIGHER DENOMINATIONS?

If you are a Woman, feel Proud to be one

When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me : My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me: My Sister 

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn: My Teacher 

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder: My Girlfriend 

I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me: My Wife 

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me: My Daughter 

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in: My Motherland 

If you are a Man, value every Woman &
If you are a Woman, feel Proud to be one

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For Mobile Users

Do not’s for Mobile Users

• Do not give your mobile phone numbers while chatting over the internet to avoid stalking. And do not lend it either.
• Do not use or buy a used SIM card. Make sure your SIM card is bought and registered under your name with your permanent address,
• Do not lend your mobile phone, and try to password protect the phone if the facility is available in the handset.
• Do not use the mobile for obscene/pornographic images, videos or SMS and MMS.
• Do not assume that any crime done with your mobile is undetectable.
• Take care when using your phone in public places – do not flash it around
• Avoid leaving your phone unattended - treat it like you would treat your wallet or purse
• Make a note of the mobile's serial number - you can find it by typing *#06# on your phone. The serial number can help to track the mobile if it's ever stolen / lost.
• Call the service provider immediately, in case your mobile phone is stolen. They will block use of the stolen SIM card in their network.
• Report it to the police as soon as the crime occurs.
• Cell Phone Etiquettes

There are certain things people just shouldn't do with cell phones.

• Do not talk on your cell phone while driving.
• Do not talk on your cell phone in classrooms. (You’re disturbing others too!)
• Turn your cell phone to silent/vibrate mode in Places of Worship, Funerals, Job Interviews, Banks and places where you are requested to do so.
• Turn off your cell phone in flights.
• Turn off the cell phones, where there is any kind of such direction from the authorities.
• Do not take photos / videos using cell phones without consent of others.
• Do not send, transfer or store pornographic contents using cell phones.
• Turn your cell phone off when you are at the movies or at least don't check the messages – people around you will be disturbed by the screen light up.
• Never take a personal mobile call during a business meeting. This includes interviews and meetings with co-workers or subordinates.
• Maintain at least a 10-foot zone from anyone while talking.
• Never talk in elevators, libraries, museums, restaurants, cemeteries, theaters, dentist or doctor waiting rooms, places of worship, auditoriums or other enclosed public spaces, such as hospital emergency rooms or buses.
• And don't have any emotional conversations in public, ever.
• Don't use loud and annoying ring tones that destroy concentration and eardrums.
• Never "multi-task" by making calls while shopping, banking, waiting in line or conducting other personal business.
• Help the Law Enforcement Agencies to serve you better.

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Times of India

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Deccan Chronicle Cartoon

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What are the 7 Wonders of the World?

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Bin Laden

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India now ruled by

India now ruled by……

Amma in South (Jayalalitha)

Didi in East (Mamata Banerjee)

Behenji in North  (Mayawati)

Aunty in the Capital (Sheila Dikshit)

Madam in Center  (Sonia)

Nani on top (the president)

-o-

& "Wife At Home"

-0-

And yet people say.. 

It’s a Man's World?

Simple Home Remedies - Cumin

Diarrhoea
• Roast 2/3 tsp of cumin seeds and powder them. Add a pinch each of ginger powder, cinnamon powder and black pepper. Mix in 1 cup of yoghurt. Eat twice a day.
• Mix 1 tsp each of cumin, ginger, cinnamon and honey. Eat ½ tsp 3 times a day.
Digestive disorders
• Boil 1 teaspoon of cumin in 1 cup of water. Add 1 teaspoon of juice from coriander leaves and a pinch of salt to taste. Drink after meals for several days.
Fatigue
• Add ½ tsp each of cumin, coriander, black pepper and lentils to 1 cup of water and boil. Add salt and drink.
Flatulence/Gas
• Mix an equal quantity of crushed cumin seeds, black pepper and ginger. Make an infusion by mixing it in hot water. Drink warm twice a day, for several days.
Insomnia
• Sprinkle 1 tsp of cumin on a sliced banana. Eat at night regularly.
Lactation
• To increase lactation, mix 1 tsp of cumin and sugar. Drink with warm milk each evening.
Prickly heat
• Crush 1 tbsp cumin seeds with coconut milk and apply frequently.
Other uses
Cumin is used to flavor bread, pastries, cheese, pickles and chutneys. It is widely used in Indian cooking and is an ingredient in curry powder and mixed spice.


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Simple Home Remedies - Cinnamon

Cough/bronchitis
• Mix 1 tsp each of cinnamon, turmeric, ginger, black pepper, cardamom and clove. Add 3 tbsp of raw sugar and grind together to make a fine powder. Take ½–1 tsp of this powder mixed with honey twice per day.
Cold/flu
• Boil 1 tsp of cinnamon in 1 cup of water. Simmer until it is half the volume, strain, add honey and drink warm.
Diarrhoea
• Mix 1 tsp each of cinnamon, ginger and cumin powder with honey to make a paste. Take 1 tsp three times a day
Insomnia
• Add ½ tsp of cinnamon powder and 1 tsp of honey to 1 cup of warm milk. Drink before going to bed.
Mouth purifier
• Boil 1 tsp of cinnamon in 1 cup of water. Cool and use as a gargle.
• Mix equal parts (1 tsp) of cinnamon, cardamom and dried bay leaf in 1 cup of hot water and drink twice daily.
Nervous tension
• Take a pinch of cinnamon powder mixed with honey before bed.
Skin disorders
• Apply a paste of cinnamon and lime juice daily.
Toothache
• Put 1–2 drops of cinnamon oil on a cotton ball and press around the tooth.
Vomiting/Nausea
• Eat a pinch of cinnamon powder.
Other uses
Cinnamon is used for flavoring cakes, breads, desserts, drinks and confectionary. It is also used for making incense and perfumes. Taking cinnamon once a day (mixed with warm water, milk or eaten directly) can assist in lactation for nursing mothers.


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Simple Home Remedies - Clove

Asthma
• Mix 4–5 drops of clove oil with 1 tbsp of honey and 1 clove of crushed garlic. Take before going to bed.
Bad breath
• Chew 1–2 cloves twice a day.
Fever
• Add 3 crushed cloves, 2 cardamoms, 2 tbsp of aniseed, 6–7 basil leaves(Tulsi) and 1 tsp of cinnamon to 2 cups of water. Boil and allow to simmer until it has reduced to half. Drink this herbal decoction, once or twice a day.
Indigestion/nausea
• Fry 2 tsp of cloves and add to 1 cup of boiling water. Steep for 30 minutes. Drink 1 tsp of this solution 3–4 times a day.
Muscle cramps or Painful joints/back
• Apply warm clove oil on the affected area and massage
Sore gums/throat
• Gargle an infusion made from cloves and warm water
• Chew 3–4 cloves.
Toothache
• Apply clove oil to the surrounding gum or tooth cavity.
Vomiting
• Fry ½ tsp of clove powder, mix with 1 tbsp of honey and eat.
Other uses
Cloves are used to flavor foods, and are mixed with turmeric, cinnamon and chillies. In India, clove is also mixed with other herbs and eaten with betel leaf as a breath freshener and digestive aid.


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God's Pharmacy! Amazing!

EAT LOTS OF SWEET POTATOES
This is really interesting... Old but a good reminder... 
It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish... All before making a human. He made and provided what we'd need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw. We're such slow learners...
God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body!
A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye... And YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes. 

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.
Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.
A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys. 

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocados, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods. Modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them.
Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.
Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts..
Onions look like the body's cells. Today's research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.
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Power Of Smile

There once was a little boy who wanted to meet God.

He knew it was a long trip to where God lived,

so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies & a six-pack of root beer, and he started his journey.

When he had gone a few blocks from home,

he met an old man. He was sitting in the park near the water just staring at some birds .

The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase.

He was about to take a drink from his root beer,

when he noticed that the old man looked hungry,

so he offered him a Twinkie.

The old man gratefully accepted it and smiled at him.

His smile was so incredible that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer.

Once again, he smiled at him. The boy was delighted!

They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling,

but they never said a word.

As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was,

and he got up to leave, but before

he had gone more than a few steps;

he turned around, and ran back to the old man, and gave him a hug.

The old man gave him his biggest smile ever,

When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked her son: "What did you do today that made you so happy?"

The child replied: "I had lunch with God."

But before his mother could respond, he added:

"You know what?

He's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!

Meanwhile, the old man, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and asked: "Dad, what did you do today that made you so happy? "He replied: "I ate Twinkies in the park with God. "But before his son responded, he added:

"You know, He's much younger than I expected.

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,

a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring. All of which have the potential to make someone's day a very special one, or even turn someone's life around.

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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Mother's day wishes

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