Lokpal Bill

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Existing System	System Proposed by civil society
No politician or senior officer ever goes to jail despite huge evidence because Anti Corruption Branch (ACB) and CBI directly come under the government. Before starting investigation or initiating prosecution in any case, they have to take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be investigated.	Lokpal at centre and Lokayukta at state level will be independent bodies. ACB and CBI will be merged into these bodies. They will have power to initiate investigations and prosecution against any officer or politician without needing anyone’s permission. Investigation should be completed within 1 year and trial to get over in next 1 year. Within two years, the corrupt should go to jail.
No corrupt officer is dismissed from the job because Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented.	Lokpal and Lokayukta will have complete powers to order dismissal of a corrupt officer. CVC and all departmental vigilance will be merged into Lokpal and state vigilance will be merged into Lokayukta.
No action is taken against corrupt judges because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India to even register an FIR against corrupt judges.	Lokpal & Lokayukta shall have powers to investigate and prosecute any judge without needing anyone’s permission.
Nowhere to go- People expose corruption but no action is taken on their complaints.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will have to enquire into and hear every complaint.
There is so much corruption within CBI and vigilance departments. Their functioning is so secret that it encourages corruption within these agencies.	All investigations in Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be transparent. After completion of investigation, all case records shall be open to public. Complaint against any staff of Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be enquired and punishment announced within two months.
Weak and corrupt people are appointed as heads of anti-corruption agencies.	Politicians will have absolutely no say in selections of Chairperson and members of Lokpal & Lokayukta. Selections will take place through a transparent and public participatory process.
Citizens face harassment in government offices. Sometimes they are forced to pay bribes. One can only complaint to senior officers. No action is taken on complaints because senior officers also get their cut.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will get public grievances resolved in time bound manner, impose a penalty of Rs 250 per day of delay to be deducted from the salary of guilty officer and award that amount as compensation to the aggrieved citizen.
Nothing in law to recover ill gotten wealth. A corrupt person can come out of jail and enjoy that money.	Loss caused to the government due to corruption will be recovered from all accused.
Small punishment for corruption-Punishment for corruption is minimum 6 months and maximum 7 years.	Enhanced punishment -The punishment would be minimum 5 years and maximum of life imprisonment.

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मैं बाप बनने वाला हूँ

बंता: परेशान लग रहे हो? क्या हुआ?

संता: मैं बाप बनने वाला हूँ

बंता:पर यह तो अच्छा है

संता: इसमे अच्छा क्या है?       
 मेरी बीबी को अभी तक नही पता है!

and its clear

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

People are more interested in others life than their own

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280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...

भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"*

ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का.

स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है कि

भारत का लगभग 280 लाख करोड़ रुपये उनके स्विस

बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट

बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है.

या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़

रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है.

या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4

लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है. ऐसा भी कह सकते है

कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है.

ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि

अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये

तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो.

यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत

नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं

और नोकरशाहों ने कैसे देश को लूटा है और

ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है.

इस सिलसिले को अब रोकना बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है.

अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज

करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा. मगर आजादी के केवल

64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है.

एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64

सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने

करीब 36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट

लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गई है. भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है.

 सोचो कि कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके

रखा हुआ है. हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार

है.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला,२ जी

स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला... और ना जाने कौन कौन से घोटाले

अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो. इसे भी इतना

फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत इसे पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये...

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money - money

To make money

we lose our health

and

Then to restore our health

we lose our money…

We live as if we are never going to die
And we die as if we never lived....


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I Want To Go Back To The Time

When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL
Not FAKE
-o-
When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING
Not PROMOTIONS
-o-
When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE
Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS
-o-
When DAD Was The Only HERO
Not Hrithik Or SRK.
-o-
When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG
Not The GIRL-FRIENDS
-o-
When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth
Not Your DESIGNATION
-o-
And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW
Not For YEARS & YEARS
-o-
Life Has Changed A Lot

But The Thing Is That We Don’t Want To Accept It!




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habits

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Just for laugh

एक शराबी आधे घण्टे से शराब का प्याला सामने रख कर उसे घूरे जा रहा था । उसी बार में उसका एक दोस्त भी बैठा हुआ था। उसे मजाक सूझा। वह उठा और उसने शराबी के सामने रखा हुआ जाम एक ही सांस में खाली कर दिया। यह देखकर शराबी रोने लगा।

दोस्त  – रो मत यार ! तू काफी देर से चुपचाप बैठा हुआ था इसलिए मैंने तो मजाक किया था । चल मैं तेरे लिए दूसरा गिलास मंगा देता हूं …..

शराबी – मैं शराब के लिए नहीं रो रहा हूं। मैं तो अपनी किस्मत को रो रहा हूं। आज का दिन मेरी जिंदगी का सबसे बुरा दिन है। आज मैं देर से ऑफिस पहुंचा तो बॉस ने नौकरी से निकाल दिया। बाहर आया तो देखा मेरी गाड़ी चोरी हो चुकी थी। किसी तरह घर पहुंचा तो पता चला कि मेरी बीबी मेरा सारा पैसा और सामान लेकर अपने प्रेमी के साथ चंपत हो चुकी थी। आखिर में मैं इस बार में आया और आत्महत्या करने की सोच ही रहा था कि तुम आ गए और मेरा जहर मिला शराब का गिलास पी गए …. सचमुच मेरा तो दिन बहुत ही खराब है ….

 

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Household tips

Ants Problem:

Ants hate cucumbers.
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice :

Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine:

Clean with spirit

To remove chewing gum from clothes: 

Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes:

Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair :

Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To get maximum juice out of lemons :

Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them.

To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:

Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.

To avoid tears while cutting onions:

Chew gum.

To boil potatoes quickly:

Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.

To remove ink from clothes :

Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To skin sweet potatoes quickly :

Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.

To get rid of mice or rats :

sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats.

They will run away.

Chinese Proverb:

'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,

You have a moral obligation to share it with others.'

just laugh

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ACCOUNTABILITY

Chairman of Tepco had already resigned to take responsibility. 

Think this will ever happen here? 

TOKYO - JAPAN'S Prime Minister Naoto Kan said on Tuesday he WILL NOT ACCEPT his wages as premier until the crisis at the tsunami-hit Fukushima nuclear plant is over, although he will take his lawmaker's salary. 

'Along with the plant operator, Tepco (Tokyo Electric Power Company), the government bears a great responsibility for the nuclear accident as it has pursued a nuclear energy policy,' the centre-left leader said. 

'As the one in charge of this policy, I wish to offer my apologies to the people,' he told a press conference. 

'In view of this position,I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE UP MY ANNUAL ALLOWANCE AS PRIME MINISTER FROM JUNE, until we can see the prospect of a solution to the nuclear accident.' -- AFP

Did he caused the tsuanmi? No

Did he caused the nuclear crisis? No

Is he the Prime Minister? Yes...

THIS IS CALLED ACCOUNTABILITY

Birds need you this summer

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. 

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, 

'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.' 

The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.' 

'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father. 

'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl. 

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me, 

chances are that I may let your hand go. 

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, 

you will never let my hand go.'

WHY DOES INDIA NEED HIGHER DENOMINATIONS?

If you are a Woman, feel Proud to be one

When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me : My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me: My Sister 

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn: My Teacher 

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder: My Girlfriend 

I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me: My Wife 

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me: My Daughter 

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in: My Motherland 

If you are a Man, value every Woman &
If you are a Woman, feel Proud to be one

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